newurlnewmenewyou:

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sapokanikan:

kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about…………..

fairycosmos:

capitalism will never steal the passion i have for doing fuck all from me

ashstfu:

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

afterword:

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

bakwaaas:

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

deanwinchesterapologist:

you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room

klassizismus:

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Details: Maritime Painting, Max Jensen, 1908

ci4nna:

you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

kristina100000:

bro the importance of having a little quiet corner to read in

jokeboy:

jokeboy:

I hate that our bodies when faced with less than a full nights rest will manifest 800 flu symptoms to make us go back to bed

currently dying of dysentery because I got less than 10 hours

mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

silly-slacker-person:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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alleycatboy:

i’ll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first